You know you really, truly love a little boy when you HAPPILY learn to turn this. . .
. . .into this. . .
. . .and yea verily you dug through masses of falling boxes of these to find just the right one to make his little heart warble with pleasure in hopes that one day when he finds that little girl you’ve been praying for and leaves you, he WILL come home occasionally and still think you are the bomb-diggity of mommies. . .
. . .and as he passed by the computer and saw “Lugnutz” (they NAME these things) on the screen being pasted into the blawg, he said all breathless and hopeful, “MOMMY!!!!! DID YOU ACTIVATE HIM ON THE COMPUTER??????” . . .
. . .well that’s wuv–twuuuuuuuuuuuu wuv.