Our house went on the market late last night. Our realtor put it online this morning along with her comments which just made Tony and me LAUGH. Although they are all true, it sounds hilarious to have it said about your home. Very realtor-y.
“A Dream!! Mostly brick 2 story. Oversized yard with 8 fruit trees and large oak, covered oversized patio. NEW Carpet and ceramic tile in the large open kitchen/breakfast THIS WEEK!!! Master suite has nice sitting area/reading nook, large closet, dramatic arched window, super high ceilings, garden tub, double sinks and more! 5 ceiling fans. Powder room for guests downstairs. Fresh interior paint. Check out the cute kids rooms. Immaculate, impeccable. Ready for YOU now!”