If you have never seen an episode of Phineus and Ferb, well, you should. My sister got Thad hooked a couple of summers ago, and now that we have Netflix on demand with our fancy schmancy Wii, he watched them all–ALL THREE SEASONS. . .OVER CHRISTMAS BREAK. Tony and I are watching our way THROUGH them.
Anyway–the whole show is hilarious, but below in bold are my VERY FAVORITE lines from the entire show. I had to give you ALL of the Dr. Doofenshmirtz lines (which were delivered over several weeks) so that you could get ALL of the humor, and I BELIEVE that you can find the humor even if you have NO context. He and Stacy are minor characters–but priceless.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise… and by unexpected, I mean completely expected!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus. As usual, your timing is uncanny. And by uncanny, I mean, completely canny!!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus. Your timing is impeccable. And by “impeccable,” I mean completely peccable!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus. As usual, your timing is incredible. And by incredible, of course, I mean completely credible!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus, how unexpected! And by unexpected, I really mean unexpected–what are you doing here? This is my week off.
Stacy: Listen up, twerps! Just because Candace is sick doesn’t mean you can get away with anything! I am now her eyes, ears and mouth. Basically, I’m her whole face.