Thad had a boat load of homework to complete tonight. I mean a ton. A lot. A monumental amount. Because he tends to get sidetracked at times. . .like when he was three and Tony lowered him behind the couch by his ankles to retrieve his Batmobile. Thad exclaimed, “I got it! I got it!” And when Tony pulled him back up, in Thad’s little (dirty) hand was a small, black, retractable measuring tape. Ahem.
The Batmobile IS black after all. And Thad had been wondering where his measuring tape had gotten off to.
Even tonight as he was using the dictionary, he kept finding new words that he wanted to read the definitions for because the words sounded cool. This is a WONDERFUL attribute that I want to foster in my offspring, but NOT at 8:00 on a school night when there are several more things to complete. After me
fussing at encouraging him to just find the word he NEEDED (already) to my relief he exclaimed, “Okay. I am SO GLAD I found it!!!”
Silly me. I thought he meant the actual word for which he was searching. Alas, it was a picture of a metronome which reminded Thad (who relayed it to me at that exact moment) that we could either buy a cheap metronome from somewhere for a couple of bucks, or get a REAL one for $20, or get a $5 app for his Nintendo 3ds that you can customize. He needs one to practice for band. He’s gunning for the app. Because it’s customizable and all.
By the way, he had no homework for band. We were doing Language Arts.
So. Thad was answering questions from a reading passage. Below is a paragraph from said passage. It is an actual photograph of the actual paragraph on the actual page of the actual passage.
Thad, however, had made an addition. I shouldn’t have been surprised. I tried not to laugh–really I did. I am supposed to be the voice of reason. But he was SO EARNEST and SO SINCERE and SO PROUD when he looked at me with his big, blue eyes and said, “Mom. I HAD to. I just HAD to.”
I laughed, and I laughed, and I laughed. And when I had the chance, I showed it to his Daddy and laughed some more.
Oh, how I needed to spend that time with my boy.